Hellmouth (town)/IF-101.69

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This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Residents that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Residents about Hellmouth (town) at their Resident Registry.

Myrella Smooth owns the local real estate agency, Desert Wind Realty. Whether you’re in the market for authentic screaming walls, a live-in monster-under-the-bed, or a tar pit hot tub, Smooth is confident that her agents will be able to find every house hunter a property that fits their every need and want.

While not working, Smooth enjoys hot yoga, tlennis, and "scrapbooking". Smooth also hosts a biweekly book club. Discussion typically occurs over red wine with topics ranging from the attendees' children's lives, gossip about local businesses, and the occasional "book".

Her son, Throckmorton Smooth is a TA at the local community college, and niece Yummy Elliott plays for the LA Unlimited Tacos.