Willow Dice/Rumor Registry
Rumors
Willow Dice has 2 alleged origins recorded to date.
Willow Dice/IF-51.502
The now-inactive message board of Floridian Ornithologists and Birders For Partying All Night featured a discussion thread, 645 pages long, of members sharing, analysing, and debating evidence to confirm Dice's original species. Anecdotal evidence from several users who were on board the Dale's party yacht La Fiesta during Season 21 of Blaseball suggest that Dice's earlier self-introductions had fewer inconsistencies.
Key features of Dice's self-professed origins included: a home "up north a bit", which she left because of the "asshole egret neighbors"; several escapades as she made her way to Miami, including crashing "on the couch" of some turtles in Jupiter and a "spa day at Palm Beach Zoo"; and "a cool party trick she said she could 'still' pull off where she'd swallow a can of Sparkleyum™ Edible Glitter whole".
These key points have, somehow, convinced several in the FOaBFPAN community that Dice was a brown pelican raised in a rookery of east-central coastal Florida.
Dice declined to comment on the allegation when it was brought to her attention by a reporter, instead getting distracted and quite excited by the idea she had a "fan club".Willow Dice/IF-61.350
Norman Clatcher, chief of research at the Centre for Etymonomantic Studies, has proposed that Dice's full name is a corruption of "Willet De Keys", indicating her original species was likely a large variety of sandpiper known as a willet. Clatcher's suggestion is supported by the fact willets are regularly sighted along Florida's coast, with the Florida Keys archipelago a short distance from Miami proper.
When approached for comment, Dice's response was "lmao".
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