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Wyatt Mason is a pitcher for the Miami Dale and joined the team in Season β14 as part of the Second Wyatt Masoning.


Do you hear something?
Who are you? Let me take a closer look.

Who are you?

Static over the breeze as you try to find the right frequency.
Valentine Games/IF-453.46,
Does this sound right?

Snacking Preferences

Valentine Games catches flyballs out of the air with her teeth and then devours them. She eats blaseballs and says they taste good and that it's normal. During her time with the Crabs, management had to start selling blaseball-shaped snacks in the Crabitat during games or else fans would try to eat actual blaseballs and choke on them, due to not having the razor sharp ripping teeth or powerful jaw strength of Valentine Games.


That sounds right.
Just another Wyatt Mason. There are so many to keep track of these days.

Nullification

Wyatt Mason was, alongside the rest of blaseball, Nullified on Day 99 of Season 24.

And that's the end of that.



Now scram, we're trying to keep this thing quiet. No need to go poking around here - and keep away from the Source.