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Son Jensen/IF-25.597

Appearance

Son Jin-su (Hangul: 손진수, Hanja: 孫珍洙), also known as Son Jensen, is a Korean-American human. He has one of those faces that could be anywhere from in her twenties to in his forties, an ambiguity helped by her temporal displacement. Regardless of how old he turns out to be, she is one of the more mature people on his team.

She is plus sized. He wears ties, and often dresses formally.

History, Part One

Son Jensen is a lawyer of time and space law, which she got into because of its competitive and complex nature. He signed up to play for the Tacos while thinking she was signing up as their legal representative, but is not upset about playing blaseball because it is one of his interests, albeit secondary to her interest in time and space law. He is still the Tacos’ lawyer, although Al Pastor does not pay her. No one on the Tacos has confirmed whether he passed the bar or not, as they all assume someone else has checked.

Son is draconic in the courtroom and an intimidating opponent, but is very kind to her clients, making sure their needs are met. Time and space law has been a particularly hot-button issue in Los Angeli ever since the Grand Unslam, making Son’s skills in high demand. Because of this, it took a long time for Son to be called into active play, since every time there was a good opportunity, he was in the middle of a trial, and Al Pastor refused to file the paperwork to get her out early. In Season 22, Son had an opening in his schedule when "Goobie Ballson v Goobie Ballson" was unceremoniously cancelled, and she was brought into active play shortly afterwards.

Son Jensen/IF-55.598

History, Part One

Son Jensen is a dragon who is displaced in time, with three snapshots of him present during the current time frame. She shifts between the three versions seemingly at random, in addition to already being somewhat of a shapeshifter. The snapshot that we can only assume is “current” is a relatively young fledgeling dragon; to differentiate between the three, the other two sometimes go by Egg Jensen and Old Jensen. Notably, these names are not differentiable when fully Scattered.

Old Jensen comes from a bad future or bad point in the future, something at least as bad as the Black Hole (Black Hole). He time travelled with the assistance of her knowledge of the infinite in an attempt to warn others, but as a result got stuck in a time paradox with the other two versions of himself, with the time displacement rendering it difficult to effectively warn anyone. There is confusion about how the time travel works, as Old Jensen was not adapted whilst on the Tacos but became adapted in Hellmouth as normal, possibly supporting the conclusion that this is not Old Jensen’s original timeline or that some form of retroactivity is occurring.

Jensen has law experience, specifically with time and space law, although it takes a secondary place to her interest in blaseball, which he is an expert on the rules of. She is a stickler for the strike zone. he is very protective of his team and, once you get to know her, is very much a cinnamon roll.

Appearance

Jensen is a shapeshifter as well as being visibly temporally displaced. As well as a dragon-shaped dragon form, he can also be a humanoid dragon, with scales and/or human skin and horns vaguely reminiscent of a tiefling.

Egg Jensen is an egg with feet poking out of two small holes in the bottom. This is often inconvenient in various ways.

No version of Jensen can fly, with “regular” Son Jensen’s wings being not fully grown in yet and Old Jensen’s wings being tattered beyond use. However, presumably she could fly at some point between these two snapshots, and just cannot in the present.

Jensen is very soft and squishy, and gives amazing hugs. He wears ties, and often dresses formally.

Son Jensen/IF-83.599

Appearance

Son Jensen is a promotional animatronic. Reports of her appearance vary: today, he is a small, mostly dragon-shaped animatronic bearing a resemblance to some Dilsney character or another. She wears ties, and often dresses formally.

Adapting to the Hellmouth has exposed his robotic ribs, which is very strange because he shouldn’t necessarily have ribs, and because having all that exposed should be an easily fixable problem but persists anyway. The vines from her adaptation are tangled up in loose red and blue wires.

History, Part One

Son Jensen was made by Al Pastor as part of a promotion with Dilsney, but was left incomplete when the promotion fell through, and even more incomplete when Al Pastor became more distant from the team and then faked[citation needed] his death. As a result, Jensen did not join play for many seasons, and was only completed due to all the Tacos adding their contributions to building him up.

The initial design for Jensen had relatively limited mobility. While she still has some mobility limitations, exposure to the Grand Unslam and witnessing the infinite gave him more functionalities than planned.

Jensen is a toy and mascot, and as a result loves games and has an affinity for kids, but she also has interests beyond that. He is an explorer, roaming the Los Angeli and collecting some artifacts, and applies the information she gains from these expeditions to practicing time and space law, which he is studying on the side. Al Pastor marked her down as the team’s lawyer at some point, despite the fact that he is very much an intern and has yet to pass the bar.


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