Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café

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Hahn Fox and Nagomi Nava at the cat café. By larkine

The Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café was built to house Randall Marijuana's "singular" cat after his feedback to Breckenridge and subsequent incineration. Originally run by Alaynabella Hollywood, Nagomi Nava took over most duties, with additional assistance from Hahn Fox after Hollywood's transfer to the Boston Flowers.

As the safest and, as some customers have described, "mellowest" place in Hellmouth, it is also a popular place for fans and members of the Hellmouth Sunbeams to gather. On display within the Minecraft-themed café is Marijuana’s collection of Bionicle figures.

Cats currently available to meet at the café include Diogenes, Artemis, and The Vandall. Following the Season β10 postseason and the blossoming "Hellennials" anti-rivalry, lucky visitors may also spot Millie the Bodega Cat worming her way across the café, in and out through a pair of cat flaps which mysteriously appeared on the skirting boards near the start of Season β11.

Randall Marijuana's Cat

Randy's Cat Café is actually home to several cats, but Randy was too stoned to realize it. If you would like to see a list of all cats in the café, or give a new cat a home in the Café, click Randy's Cat Café. If you would like to edit this cat, click C-Holly. This system is based on the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, which can be read all about at Interdimensional Rumor Mill.

Holly

Holly is a large cat that was occasionally spotted around Hellmouth, at a frequency of about once a month, and spent most of her time in-city at the house of Randall Marijuana. Despite coming and going as she pleases, most consider them to be Randall Marijuana's cat, as she seemed to display as much of a fondness for Randall as a large feral cat could possibly show. Holly is an unknown, rather unusual species of cat, characterized by it's large size, broad snout, it's heavy and large teeth, and muscular body and neck. She was generally seen around Hellmouth for one or two days, spending most of her time chasing small local animals and playing video games with Randall. When Randy's neighbors were questioned about the appearance of the cat, one of them replied, "Yeah, it comes around every- I dunno, just a rough guess but maybe every 29.5 days? Sort of a weird looking cat, but not too unfriendly, so we don't mind. Worse things happen around the Hellmouth, you know?" Another resident added, "I think he named her after one of his teammates- Alayna? 'Cause the cat generally shows up around when she takes one of her weird vacations. Weird that she can play Minecraft, though. The cat, I mean." ^{[Note: the resident is most likely referring to then-Sunbeams lineup player Alaynabella Hollywood, a noted friend of Randall Marijuana.]} No other Hellmouth residents gave comment as to the nature of Randall's cat, aside from one frantic man who approached the questioner and said only, "That's not a cat." The man was not seen again around the Hellmouth after the Incident.