Dark Seattle Corporates/IF-9.03

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REBEL DOSSIER

NAME: SEAGULL, FARRELL

HOME BASE: WAPAKONETA AIR, SPACE, AND WORM MUSEUM AND BALLPARK

ORGANIZATION: OHIO WORMS (FORMERLY SHADOW SEATTLE GARAGES, NEGADELPHIA PIES, MIAMI DALE)

STATUS: SHADOWED

THREAT LEVEL: MEDIUM

DESCRIPTION: Identical to CORPORATES player FARRELL SEAGULL, but with opposite color hair.

DETAILS: SEAGULL is theorized to be the SHADOW SEATTLE counterpart to CORPORATES player FARRELL SEAGULL. Sometime between SEASON 4 and SEASON 8, this SHADOW SEAGULL is assumed to have discovered one of the primary PORTALS between DARK SEATTLE and SHADOW SEATTLE, and has been sighted ever since committing various acts of TROUBLEMAKING in the city.

SEAGULL is known to commit “ART CRIMES” by distributing zines, spray-painting rude words on CORPORATION property, and dumping PAINT from the roofs of tall buildings onto HOMERUN ERIC’s head. To date, she has evaded capture.

ANY EMPLOYEE WITH INFORMATION ABOUT THE WANTED PERSONS ABOVE SHOULD CONTACT EXT. *8185 IMMEDIATELY.