Albert Stink/IF-26.347

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Albert Stink woke up one day in the NY Millennials apartment, not far from the fax machine, and realized he had been metamorphosed into a stink bug. Despite seeking to live an authentically free life, he can't help but feel like he is living his life with strings attached, as if he were being controlled like a marionette.