Emblem Warhorse

Emblem Warhorse
The Emblem shared by all who call themselves Emblem Warhorse. Design by Cori
Basic Information
Team	Seattle Garages
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(3.1)
Pitching	(2.7)
Defense	(3.3)
Running	(2.2)
Modifications	UnstablePlayer: Unstable Players have a much higher chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse. Team: Unstable Teams have a chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse.
Items	Hot Shoes of Fourtitude ●●●
Dates Active	May 23, 2021–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Glimpsing the infinite
Coffee Style	Flat White
Blood Type	Psychic
Fate	14

See Emblem Warhorse (bar) for the establishment of the same name.

Emblem Warhorse is a player in the Shadows for the Seattle Garages, and has been with the team since the Season β19 Elections.

Official League Records

Warhorse joined the ILB as a lineup player in the Shadows for the Seattle Garages as the Garages' Season β11 Playoff Birth.

During the Season β19 elections, Warhorse joined the Garages' active roster in exchange for Brisket Friendo as a result of the Garages' Foreshadow will.

On Season β21, Day 79, Warhorse retreated to the Shadows in exchange for Oliver Loofah at The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility via the Ratified Voicemail.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Background

Emblem Warhorse describes many things: a bar, a band, a Blaseball player, but most importantly, a community. The Emblem Warhorse is a dive bar in Seattle, and Emblem Warhorse is a collective of people who have at some point in their life found refuge within its walls, becoming Patrons of The Emblem Warhorse. Patrons can be found doing a variety of activities, including (but certainly not limited to) celebrating after a minor league blaseball game, chatting with fellow motorcycle gang members, performing in the group's band (titled Emblem Warhorse), performing at the bar's drag shows under the moniker Emblem Warhorse, or simply enjoying the atmosphere of the bar. A watchful reader may have noticed that some of these activities involve being named Emblem Warhorse; this stems from the bar’s motto: “If you’re here, you’re Emblem Warhorse.” Upon entering the bar, one's name becomes Emblem Warhorse for the duration of one's stay. All are Emblem Warhorse. All is Emblem Warhorse.

Warhorses who frequent the bar often note having never seen the bar before finding it, despite it being located across the street from the Queen Anne Dicks Drive In. Some speculate the bar is only visible when one is truly prepared to find it. The exception to this rule is when the bar hosts events, though visitors who are not meant to become a Patron often find themselves shooed out the door by The Emblem Warhorse itself. Visitors have reported experiencing this phenomenon differently, some finding chairs feeling more uncomfortable, others noticing the water tasting off or the music being just a little too loud. Some have taken to challenging The Emblem Warhorse, ready to prove themselves worthy candidates of the Emblem Warhorse name. It is unclear at this point if any such challenges have been successful.

After the name Emblem Warhorse appeared on the Seattle Garages active roster, at least one Warhorse has been chosen to play in each Garages game. How a Warhorse is chosen for play on a given day is unclear, as Patrons have given conflicting reports. It is possible that there is no clear way of deciding play, or that it changes from day to day. Some cite a competitive game of dlarts, others claim they simply feel the compulsion to pick up the bat and head out the doors.

Qualifications of becoming an Emblem Warhorse

Of the players who take up the moniker Emblem Warhorse, only two things are consistent:

• They have at one point in time been considered a regular at The Emblem Warhorse, and have been deemed worthy.

• They are required to wear the Emblem, a design featuring an upside-down chess knight, somewhere on their person.

The bar has a strict no quadruped policy, though there have been known instances of quadruped Emblem Warhorses managing to get around this rule.

Patrons of the Emblem Warhorse

Many people and beings have come to take up the moniker of Emblem Warhorse throughout time, as deemed worthy by The Emblem Warhorse bar. Below is one such Warhorse.

This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Patron Rumor from IF-3.30 out of its Patron Rumor Registry...

Lemon Lime

Lemon Lime (she/her) is an aspiring music producer and Patron of the Emblem Warhorse. She's been a regular at the bar for several months, often going to the bar to pregame before an underground rave. She wears her emblem on a very large kandi bracelet--rumor has it that this bracelet was made for her by the bar itself.

Lime has long hair that she often dyes bright colors, predominantly blue or green. The right side of her hair is shaved. She can often be seen wearing eclectic, multicolored outfits, including a signature pair of pink fuzzy leg warmers. Her arms are covered in kandi bracelets gifted to her by fellow ravers, and her makeup is often flashy and unconventional. Her favorite color of lipstick is green.

Lime is a self-described party connoisseur, and often claims that the parties and raves in her home city of Berlin were so much better than those in Seattle. However, not a single Patron has ever seen her not have fun at a party. Her bubbly personality has been described as infectious, and she's introduced many current Patrons to the bar, after insisting they stop by for an event.

Having moved to Seattle at the age of 21 in order to advance her music career, Lime's music hasn't quite taken off. When she's not dancing, she'll often tell other Patrons about her single that went top 10 in Europe^[Source?]. Friends close to Lime have suggested that the artist is simply too busy partying to properly work on any music, but Lime has refuted these claims, stating that she's working on her EP but it's just not quite ready yet.

Lime enjoys Blaseball, and solely plays during Feedback weather. She's known for hitting fly outs and taking selfies on the bench.

Trivia:

• Lori Boston once offered Lime the chance to open for her at a show, but Lime refused, claiming she was busy that night. Lime was later seen in the audience at that same show, doing tricks with light-up gloves for a crowd of onlookers.
• Lime's drink of choice is a mojito, made with either lemon or lime.
• Lime became a Patron when she entered the bar one day and discovered Jon wearing the Kandi bracelet she made for him.
• Lime's singing was once featured on the soundtrack for a European children's cartoon. When asked about this in an interview, she said, "Ugh, you know about that stupid fairy show? I don't want to talk about it, it's soooo embarrassing."

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  CT and Lemon Lime practicing the Kuda Kepang dance together

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  Lemon Lime by Tigrishades

Fan Works

Art

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  Emblem's blaseball mini by @Hetreasky

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  The exterior of the Emblem Warhorse bar, by Cori

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