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− | {{AutomatedTeam | + | {{For|a look at the Moist Talkers from the original 24 Beta seasons of Blaseball|Canada Moist Talkers/Beta}} |
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| |former=Topeka Moist Talkers | | |former=Topeka Moist Talkers |
| |league=[[Internet League Blaseball]] | | |league=[[Internet League Blaseball]] |
| + | |conference=[[Good Conference]] |
| + | |division= Chaotic Good |
| |image1=[[File:MoistTalkerLogo.png|thumb|30x30|]] | | |image1=[[File:MoistTalkerLogo.png|thumb|30x30|]] |
| |arcana=V The Hierophant | | |arcana=V The Hierophant |
| |championships=3 | | |championships=3 |
| + | |modifications= [[Rogue]] |
| |home_town=[[Topeka]] (former)<br/>[[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, [[Canada]] | | |home_town=[[Topeka]] (former)<br/>[[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, [[Canada]] |
| |team_slogan="SPRAY IT, DON'T SAY IT" (former) <br/> "Talk Spit, Get Hits" | | |team_slogan="SPRAY IT, DON'T SAY IT" (former) <br/> "Talk Spit, Get Hits" |
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| |caption1=Logo by [https://twitter.com/longhairQ Q Peiffer. @longhairQ] | | |caption1=Logo by [https://twitter.com/longhairQ Q Peiffer. @longhairQ] |
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| The '''Canada Moist Talkers''' (formerly the '''Topeka Moist Talkers''') are a Blaseball team that competes in the Chaotic Good division of the [[Good Conference]]. | | The '''Canada Moist Talkers''' (formerly the '''Topeka Moist Talkers''') are a Blaseball team that competes in the Chaotic Good division of the [[Good Conference]]. |
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− | During the [[Discipline Era]], the Moist Talkers originally competed in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division. After the [[Season 5#Decrees 2|High Filter]] decree passed in the election following {{BetaSeason|5}}, they were placed into the Mild High division of The [[Mild League]], later moving to the Mild Low division after the {{BetaSeason|10}} election, where they played the entirety of the [[Expansion Era]]. They have been a member of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season D]] when they, then named the Topeka Moist Talkers, joined as an [[incineration]] replacement for the [[Canada Artists]]. | + | During the [[Discipline Era]], the Moist Talkers originally competed in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division. After the {{BetaSeason|5#Decrees 2|High Filter}} decree passed in the election following {{BetaSeason|5}}, they were placed into the Mild High division of The [[Mild League]], later moving to the Mild Low division after the {{BetaSeason|10}} election, where they played the entirety of the [[Expansion Era]]. They have been a member of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since Day 3 of [[Season D]] when they, then named the Topeka Moist Talkers, joined as an [[incineration]] replacement for the [[Canada Artists]]. |
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| Following [[Fall Ball]], the Moist Talkers were placed into the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference. | | Following [[Fall Ball]], the Moist Talkers were placed into the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference. |
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| ==Former Players== | | ==Former Players== |
− | | + | {{For|a list of former Players from Beta|Canada Moist Talkers/Beta#Former Players}} |
− | ===Incinerations===
| + | ===[[Can't Lose]]=== |
− | | + | *[[Jenkins Ingram]] (Joined [[Season 2]], Day 29; Left Season 2, Day 30) |
− | *[[Trevino Merritt]] ({{BetaSeason|2}}, Day 72; replaced by [[Simon Haley]])
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− | *[[Kennedy Alstott]] ({{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 19; replaced by [[Lachlan Shelton]])
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− | *[[Tyler Violet]] ({{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 44; replaced by [[Ziwa Mueller]])
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− | *[[Elijah Bates]] ({{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 32; replaced by [[Kiki Familia]])
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− | *[[Kiki Familia]] ({{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 33; replaced by [[Quack Enjoyable]])
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− | *[[Antonio Wallace]] ({{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 33; replaced by [[Beans McBlase]])
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− | *[[Workman Gloom]] ({{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 81; replaced by [[Commissioner Vapor]])
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− | *[[York Silk]] ({{BetaSeason|14}}, Day 87; replaced by [[Lucien Patchwork]])
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− | ===Feedback Swaps===
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− | *[[Joe Voorhees]] ({{BetaSeason|4}}, Day 28; replaced by [[Workman Gloom]])
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− | *[[Richmond Harrison]] ({{BetaSeason|6}}, Day 19; replaced by [[Fish Summer]])
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− | *[[Lachlan Shelton]] ({{BetaSeason|6}}, Day 23; replaced by [[Antonio Wallace]])
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− | *[[Hobbs Cain]] ({{BetaSeason|6}}, Day 82; replaced by [[Alston Cerveza]])
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− | *[[Quack Enjoyable]] ({{BetaSeason|8}}, Day 42; replaced by [[Cedric Spliff]])
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− | *[[Eugenia Garbage]] ({{BetaSeason|8}}, Day 44; replaced by [[Lachlan Shelton]])
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− | *[[Simon Haley]] ({{BetaSeason|8}}, Day 44; replaced by [[Eugenia Garbage]])
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− | *[[Ortiz Morse]] ({{BetaSeason|9}}, Day 53; replaced by [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]])
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− | *[[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] ({{BetaSeason|9}}, Day 64; replaced by [[Beasley Gloom]])
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− | *[[Doc Anice]] ({{BetaSeason|13}}, Day 41; replaced by [[Bright Zimmerman]])
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− | *[[Greer Lott]] ({{BetaSeason|20}}, Day 92; replaced by [[Jacoby Podcast]])
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− | ===Blessings and Trades===
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− | *[[Oliver Notarobot]] ({{BetaSeason|2#Election Results}}, via the '''Defection''' blessing; replaced by [[PolkaDot Patterson]])
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− | *[[Polkadot Patterson]] ({{BetaSeason|12#Election Results}}, via the '''Plunder''' will; replaced by [[Doc Anice]])
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− | *[[Shirai McElroy]] ({{BetaSeason|13#Election Results}}, via the '''Plunder''' will; replaced by [[PolkaDot Patterson]])
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− | *[[Bright Zimmerman]] ({{BetaSeason|14#Election Results}}, via the '''Revoke''' will; no replacement)
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− | *[[PolkaDot Patterson]] ({{BetaSeason|15#Elections Results}}, via the '''Plunder''' will; replaced by [[Sixpack Dogwalker]])
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− | *[[Fish Summer]] ({{BetaSeason|15#Elections Results}}, via the '''Plunder''' will; replaced by [[York Silk]])
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− | *[[Alston Cerveza]] ({{BetaSeason|16#Election Results}}, via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[Richmond Harrison]])
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− | *[[York Silk]] ({{BetaSeason|16#Election Results}}, via the '''Plunder''' will; replaced by [[Carmelo Plums]])
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− | *[[Carmelo Plums]] ({{BetaSeason|17#Election Results}}, via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[Goobie Ballson]])
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− | *[[Richmond Harrison]] ({{BetaSeason|18#Election Results}}, via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[Randy Dennis]])
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− | *[[Goobie Ballson]] ({{BetaSeason|19#Election Results}}, via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[Cudi Di Batterino]])
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− | *[[Beans McBlase]] ({{BetaSeason|20#Election Results}}, via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[Greer Lott]])
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− | *[[Commissioner Vapor]] ({{BetaSeason|20#Election Results}}, via the '''Fringe Benefit''' blessing; no replacement)
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− | *[[Augusto Reddick]] ({{BetaSeason|21#Election Results}}, via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[PolkaDot Patterson]])
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− | *[[Lachlan Shelton]] ({{BetaSeason|21#Election Results}}, via the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by [[Nicholas Mora]])
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− | *[[Cudi Di Batterino]] ({{BetaSeason|21#Election Results}}, via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[Freemium Seraph]])
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− | *[[Nicholas Mora]] ({{BetaSeason|21#Election Results}}, via the '''Recruit Ego''' blessing; no replacement)
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− | *[[Randy Dennis]] ({{BetaSeason|22#Election Results}}, via the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will; replaced by [[Slosh Truk]])
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− | *[[Tucker Flores]] ({{BetaSeason|22#Election Results}}, via the '''Gachapon''' blessing; no replacement)
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− | *[[Ziwa Mueller]] ({{BetaSeason|22#Election Results}}, via the '''Little Swap''' blessing; replaced by [[Tiana Wheeler]])
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− | *[[Rosstin Andante]] ({{BetaSeason|23#Election Results}}, via the '''Gachapon''' blessing; no replacement)
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− | ===Roamin'===
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− | *[[Jesús Koch]] (roamed to the [[Philly Pies]], {{BetaSeason|20}} Day 9, due to [[Season 19#Blessings|'''Super Roamin' Fifth Base''']]) | |
− | *[[Jesús Koch]] (roamed to the [[Yellowstone Magic]], {{BetaSeason|20}} Day 27, due to [[Season 19#Blessings|'''Super Roamin' Fifth Base''']])
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− | *[[Mags Banananana]] (roamed to the [[Hades Tigers]], {{BetaSeason|23#Election Results|@ elections}})
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− | *[[Alejandro Leaf]] (roamed to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]], {{BetaSeason|23#Election Results|@ elections}})
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− | ===Faded into Dust===
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− | *[[York Silk III]] ({{BetaSeason|18#Election Results|@ elections}})
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− | *[[Chorby Soul VI]] ({{BetaSeason|20#Election Results|@ elections}})
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− | *[[Liquid Friend XII]] ({{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}})
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− | *[[Uncle Plasma XII]] ({{BetaSeason|23#Election Results|@ elections}})
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| ==Season Results== | | ==Season Results== |
− | ===The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)=== | + | {{For|the Moist Talkers' season results during Beta|Canada Moist Talkers/Beta#Season Results}} |
− | {| class="wikitable alternating-rows mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 100%" | + | ===The Coronation Era (Seasons 1 - Ongoing)=== |
| + | {| class="wikitable alternating-rows mw-collapsible" style="width: 100%" |
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− | ! colspan="5" |Discipline Era | + | ! colspan="5" |Coronation Era |
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| !Season Summary | | !Season Summary |
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− | |{{BetaSeason|1|β1 - The Return}} | + | |[[Season 1|Season 1 - The Return(s)]] |
− | |50 | + | |33 |
− | |50-49 | + | |33-57 |
| |Did not qualify. | | |Did not qualify. |
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− | *Did not receive any blessings in the election. | + | *As a result of NEW Open the Forbidden Book passing, [[Simon Haley]] entered the Shadows and gained the [[Knighted]] modification. [[Pixie Carberry]] then joined the ILB, taking Haley's position on the rotation. |
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| + | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 1#Blessings|NEW Max Out Pitching]] blessing, maxing out [[Abner Pothos]]' zone. |
− | |{{BetaSeason|2|β2 - The Discipline Era}}
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− | |55-44
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− | |'''Quarterfinalists'''
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− | L 0-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]]
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− | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 2#Blessings|Defection]] blessing with 3% of the vote, stealing [[PolkaDot Patterson]] from the [[Baltimore Crabs]], and sending back [[Oliver Notarobot]]. | |
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− | |{{BetaSeason|3|β3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty}}
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− | |53
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− | |53-46
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− | |'''Quarterfinalists'''
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− | L 2-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]]
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− | *Did not receive any blessings in the election.
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− | |{{BetaSeason|4|β4 - Feedback}} | + | |[[Season 2|Season 2 - Official Review]] |
− | |53
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− | |53-46
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− | |'''Quarterfinalists'''
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− | L 2-3 vs. [[Hades Tigers]]
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− | *As a result of the [[Season 4#Election Results|Alternate Reality]] decree, Moist Talkers batter [[Jesús Koch]] and pitcher [[Jenkins Good]] had their alternates called, resulting in a reroll of their stats.
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− | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 4#Blessings|Questioning Their Every Decision]] blessing with 8% of the vote, impairing the vibes of the [[Houston Spies]], [[Miami Dale]], [[Seattle Garages]], and [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] by 7%.
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− | |{{BetaSeason|5|β5 - Reverb}}
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| |55 | | |55 |
| |55-44 | | |55-44 |
− | |'''Semifinalists'''
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− | W 3-1 vs. [[Baltimore Crabs]]<br />
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− | L 2-3 vs. [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]
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− | *As a result of the [[Season 5#Election Results|High Filter]] decree, the Moist Talkers were moved into the new [[Mild League|Mild High]] division.
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− | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 5#Blessings|Flame-Resistant Foam]] blessing with 8% of the vote, making them immune to [[incineration]] for Season 6.
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− | |{{BetaSeason|6|β6 - Idols}}
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− | |48
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− | |48-51
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− | |Did not qualify.
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− | *Did not receive any blessings in the election.
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− | |-
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− | |{{BetaSeason|7|β7 - Getting Shelled}}
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− | |42-57
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− | |Did not qualify.
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− | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 7#Blessings|Scorpler's Jacket]] blessing with 3% of the vote, granting [[Jesús Koch]] Mclaughlin Scorpler's Memorial Fireproof Jacket, and making them immune to incineration.
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− | |{{BetaSeason|8|β8 - Rest in Violence}}
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− | |48-51
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| |Did not qualify. | | |Did not qualify. |
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− | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 8#Blessings|Barrel of Tiny Eggs]] blessing with 16% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 [[peanuts]]. | + | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 2#Blessings|Wind Sprints]] blessing, increasing the Defense and Running stats of their lineup by 1 Star. |
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− | |{{BetaSeason|9|β9 - Forecast}} | + | |Season 3 - TBD |
− | |50 | + | |0 |
− | |50-49 | + | |0-99 |
− | |Did not qualify.
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− | *Due to the Season 9 [[Season 9#Decrees|Forecast Decrees]], [[Beans McBlase]] gained {{ModifInline|Siphon}}, [[Jenkins Good]] gained {{ModifInline|Friend of Crows}}, and [[Fish Summer]] gained {{ModifInline|Fire Eater}} modifications.
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− | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Eat me, Drink me]] blessing with 2% of the vote, boosting [[Beans McBlase]]'s Power and Max Vibes, but decreasing their Baserunning.
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− | *The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Tag Team Hitting]] blessing with 7% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Unlimited Tacos]] by 10%.
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− | *Third, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Boatload of Tiny Eggs]] blessing with 45% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 peanuts.
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− | *Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Fishing Net]] blessing with 9% of the vote, maxing out the defensive stats of [[Cedric Spliff]].
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− | *As a result of the [[Baltimore Crabs|Crabs]] winning the [[Season 9#Blessings|Fifth Base Bubble]] blessing, [[Modifications#The Fifth Base|Fifth Base]] was inflicted on the Moist Talkers for Season 10.
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− | *As a result of the [[Boston Flowers|Flowers]] winning the [[Season 9#Blessings|The Shame Bubble]] blessing, [[Modifications#Targeted Shame|Targeted Shame]] was inflicted on the Moist Talkers for Season 10.
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− | |{{BetaSeason|10|β10 - Backdraft}}
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− | |'''Quarterfinalists'''
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− | L 1-3 vs. [[New York Millennials]]
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− | *As a result of the [[Shelled One]]'s defeat on [[Day X]], [[York Silk]] fell to the Moist Talkers as a lineup player.
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− | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 10#Blessings|Divisional Swap]] blessing with 38% of the vote, swapping divisions into [[Mild League|Mild Low]], and sending the [[Philly Pies]] into Mild High.
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− | |{{BetaSeason|11|β11 - Peace & Prosperity}}
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− | |'''Quarterfinalists'''
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− | L 1-3 vs. [[Yellowstone Magic]]
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− | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 11#Blessings|V]] blessing with 51% of the vote, granting them V The Hierophant as their [[Arcana|Tarot Card]]. | + | *Election has not occurred yet. |
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− | ===The Expansion Era (Seasons 12 to 24)=== | + | ==Staff== |
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− | ! colspan="5" |Expansion Era
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− | !Postseason
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− | !Season Summary
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− | |{{BetaSeason|12|β12 - The Expansion Era}}
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− | |Did not qualify.
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− | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 12#Wills|Trust]] will with a 1% chance, granting [[PolkaDot Patterson]] the {{ModifInline|Flippers}} [[Modifications#Flippers|modification]].
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− | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 12#Wills|Infuse]] will with a 43% chance, granting [[Greer Lott]] a stat increase from {{Star Change|11.5|15.9}} combined stars.
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− | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 12#Blessings|Earlbirds]] blessing with 2% of the vote, giving the team the {{ModifInline|Earlbirds}} modification for Season 13's Earlseason.
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− | *The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 12#Blessings|Tag Team Hitting]] blessing with 4% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the [[Ohio Worms]] by 10%.
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− | |{{BetaSeason|13|β13 - Home Free}}
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− | |'''Quarterfinalists'''
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− | L 2-3 vs. [[Hawai'i Fridays]]
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− | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 13#Wills|Foreshadow]] will with a 26% chance, shadowing [[Mooney Doctor]] in exchange for [[Shirai McElroy]].
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− | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 13#Wills|Plunder]] will with a 6% chance, targeting [[PolkaDot Patterson]] in exchange for the freshly-unshadowed [[Shirai McElroy]].
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− | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 13|High Pressure]] blessing with 25% of the vote, granting the team the {{ModifInline|High Pressure}} [[Modifications#High Pressure|modification]].
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− | |{{BetaSeason|14|β14 - The -ides}}
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− | |'''ILB Champions'''
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− | W 3-0 vs. [[Baltimore Crabs]]<br>
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− | W 3-2 vs. [[Yellowstone Magic]]<br>
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− | W 3-0 vs. [[LA Unlimited Tacos]]
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− | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 14|Infuse]] will with a 5% chance, granting [[Lucien Patchwork]] a stat increase from {{Star Change|6.0|11.1}} combined stars.
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− | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 14#Wills|Revoke]] will with a 38% chance, revoking [[Bright Zimmerman]], who then roamed to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]].
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− | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 14#Blessings|Headliners]] blessing with 7% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry.
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− | |{{BetaSeason|15|β15 - Live Bait}}
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− | |'''ILB Champions'''
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− | W 3-1 vs. [[New York Millennials]]<br>
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− | W 3-1 vs. [[Baltimore Crabs]]<br>
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− | W 3-1 vs. [[Mexico City Wild Wings]]
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− | *As a result of the [[Season 15#Decrees|Bats]] decree, all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster received a Bat item.
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− | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 15#Wills|Transfuse]] will with a 4% chance, granting [[Greer Lott]] a pitching stat increase of {{Star Change|3.4|4.6}} while giving them a batting star decrease of {{Star Change|4.4|4.2}} .
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− | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 15#Wills|Plunder]] will with an 11% chance, targeting [[York Silk]] in exchange for [[Fish Summer]].
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− | *As a result of the [[Dallas Steaks|Steaks]]' [[Season 15#Wills|Plunder]] will, [[Sixpack Dogwalker]] was traded to the Moist Talkers for [[PolkaDot Patterson]].
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− | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 15#Blessings|Water Logged]] blessing with 43% of the vote, granting the team the {{ModifInline|H20}} [[Blood Type|blood type]].
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− | |{{BetaSeason|16|β16 - Mass Production}}
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− | |'''Quarterfinalists'''
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− | L 2-3 vs. [[Core Mechanics]]
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− | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 16#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 13% chance, trading [[Alston Cerveza]] for [[Richmond Harrison]] of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]].
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− | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 16#Wills|Foreshadow]] will with a 36% chance, shadowing [[Sixpack Dogwalker]] in exchange for [[Augusto Reddick]].
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− | *As a result of the [[Seattle Garages|Garages]]' [[Season 16#Wills|Plunder]] will, [[Carmelo Plums]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[York Silk]].
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− | |{{BetaSeason|17|β17 - Collections}}
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− | |Did not qualify.
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− | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 17#Wills|Move]] will with a 12% chance, moving [[Carmelo Plums]] from the lineup to the rotation.
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− | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 17#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 1% chance, trading [[Carmelo Plums]] for [[Goobie Ballson]] of the [[Chicago Firefighters]].
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− | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Wyatt Mason (Season 14 birth)/IF-14.81|Necklace Supply Run]] blessing with 6% of the vote, granting all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster with an available item slot a Necklace.
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− | *The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 17|Handcrafted Necklace Drop]] blessing, granting [[Commissioner Vapor]] a Head Necklace item after dropping their Chunky Bat.
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− | |{{BetaSeason|18|β18 - New Editions}}
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− | |Did not qualify.
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− | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 18#Wills|Alternate Trust]] will with a 2% chance, calling in an alternate for [[Greer Lott]], who gained both the {{ModifInline|Alternate}} and {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Alternate|modifications]].
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− | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 18#Wills|Shadow Infuse]] will with a 22% chance, granting [[London Simmons]] a batting stat increase of {{Star Change|3.0|4.1}} .
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− | *As a result of the [[Miami Dale|Dale]]'s [[Season 18#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will, [[Randy Dennis]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Richmond Harrison]].
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− | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 18#Blessings|Slow Build]] blessing with 23% of the vote, granting all lineup players the {{ModifInline|Slow Build}} [[Modifications#Slow Build|modification]].
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− | *The Moist Talkers also won the [[Tokyo Lift/Season 18|Open Floor Plan]] blessing with 17% of the vote, granting Gleek Arena the {{ModifInline|Open Floor Plan}} [[Modifications#Open Floor Plan|modification]].
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− | *For finishing in the last four teams in the league, the Moist Talkers became a recipient of {{ModifInline|Free Wills}}.
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− | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 19#Wills|Alternate Trust]] will with a 6% chance, calling in an alternate for [[Amos Melon]], who gained both the {{ModifInline|Alternate}} and {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Alternate|modifications]].
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− | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 19#Wills|Shadow Infuse]] will with a 31% chance, granting [[London Simmons]] a batting stat increase of {{Star Change|4.1|5.2}} .
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− | *Finally, the Moist Talkers received the [[Season 19#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 1% chance, trading [[Goobie Ballson]] for [[Cudi Di Batterino]] of the [[Tokyo Lift]].
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− | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Super Roamin' Fifth Base]] blessing with 4% of the vote, granting [[Jesús Koch]] The Fifth Base after dropping their Necklace.
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− | *The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Shadow Helmet Supply Run]] blessing with 21% of the vote, granting all players in the Moist Talkers' shadows with an available item slot a Helmet.
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− | *Third, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Headliners]] blessing with 69% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry.
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− | *Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Moderation]] blessing, granting the team the {{ModifInline|Moderation}} [[Modifications#Moderation|modification]].
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− | *As a result of the [[Ohio Worms|Worms]] winning the [[Season 19#Blessings|Subtractor]] blessing, [[Cedric Spliff]] was given the {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]].
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− | |'''Underbracket Quarterfinals'''
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− | L 2-3 vs. [[San Francisco Lovers]]
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− | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 20#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 2% chance, trading [[Beans McBlase]] for [[Greer Lott]] of the [[Philly Pies]].
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− | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 20#Wills|Reform]] will with a 9% chance, reforming [[Cedric Spliff]]'s {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]] into {{ModifInline|Flinch}}.
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− | *As a result of the [[Houston Spies|Spies]] winning the [[Season 20#Blessings|Fringe Benefit]] blessing, [[Commissioner Vapor]] was sent to the [[Houston Spies|Spies]] with no replacement.
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− | |'''Wildcard'''<br>
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− | '''Underbracket Finalists'''<br>
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− | W 4-1 vs. [[Seattle Garages]]<br>
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− | W 3-2 vs. [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]<br>
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− | L 0-3 vs. [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
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− | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 21#Wills|Magnify]] will with an 18% chance, granting [[Ziwa Mueller]] the {{ModifInline|2x}} [[Modifications#2x|modification]].
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− | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 4% chance, trading [[Lachlan Shelton]] for [[Nicholas Mora]] of the [[Hades Tigers]].
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− | *As a result of the [[Core Mechanics|Mechanics]]'s [[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will, [[PolkaDot Patterson]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Augusto Reddick]].
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− | *As a result of the [[Tokyo Lift|Lift]]'s [[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will, [[Freemium Seraph]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Cudi Di Batterino]].
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− | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 21#Blessings|Shadow Evolution]] blessing with 8% of the vote, [[Evolution|Evolving]] the entirety of the Moist Talkers' shadows to {{EvoLevel|1}}.
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− | *As a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] winning the [[Season 21#Blessings|Recruit Ego]] blessing, [[Nicholas Mora]] was sent to the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] with no replacement.
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− | L 2-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]]
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− | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 22#Wills|Move]] will with a 19% chance, moving [[Greer Lott]] from the lineup to the rotation.
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− | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 22#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 1% chance, trading [[Randy Dennis]] for [[Slosh Truk]] of the [[Atlantis Georgias]].
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− | *As a result of the [[Tokyo Lift|Lift]]'s [[Season 22#Wills|Shadow Revoke]] will, [[Mags Banananana]] Roamed to the Moist Talkers' rotation.
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− | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 22#Blessings|Heads over Tails]] blessing with 0% of the vote, granting [[Ziwa Mueller]] the {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Negative|modification]].
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− | *As a result of the [[Yellowstone Magic|Magic]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Little Swap]] blessing, [[Tiana Wheeler]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Ziwa Mueller]].
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− | *As a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Subtractor Avoidance]] blessing, [[Lucien Patchwork]] was given the {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]].
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− | *As a result of the [[Ohio Worms|Worms]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Record Scratch]] blessing, [[Slosh Truk]] was given the {{ModifInline|Skipping}} [[Modifications#Skipping|modification]].
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− | *As a result of the [[Seattle Garages|Garages]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Gachapon]] blessing, [[Tucker Flores]] was sent to the Garages' shadows with no replacement.
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− | *[[Alejandro Leaf]] Roamed out of the [[Hall of Flame]] to the Moist Talkers' rotation.
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− | |'''ILB Champions'''
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− | W 3-1 vs. [[New York Millennials]]<br>
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− | W 4-1 vs. [[Seattle Garages]]<br>
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− | W 3-2 vs. [[Ohio Worms]]
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− | *During the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]], [[Slosh Truk]], [[PolkaDot Patterson]], [[Tiana Wheeler]], and [[Eugenia Garbage]] were all sent to play for the [[Rising Stars]]. After the game, all four players fell back to the Moist Talkers, with Truk and Garbage joining the rotation, Patterson rejoining the lineup, and Wheeler reentering the shadows.
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− | *The Moist Talkers voted to receive the [[Season 23#Party Favors|Team Roamless Crate]] Party Favor, granting the team the {{ModifInline|Roamless}} [[Modifications#Roamless|modification]].
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− | *As a result of the [[Reader]] declaring a 'scoring play', the team was granted the {{ModifInline|Under Review}} [[Modifications#Under Review|modification]].
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− | *As a result of claiming their third championship, the Moist Talkers Evolved and gained the {{ModifInline|Flood Bath}} [[Modifications#Flood Bath|modification]].
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− | *As a result of the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Tacos]] winning the [[Season 23#Blessings|Gachapon]] blessing, [[Rosstin Andante]] was sent to the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Tacos]]' shadows with no replacement.
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− | *Both [[Mags Banananana]] and [[Alejandro Leaf]] Roamed away from the team, Roaming to the [[Hades Tigers|Tigers]] and [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] respectively.
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− | *The Moist Talkers were nullified by [[Black Hole (Black Hole)]] on Day 99.
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− | ==Team Overview==
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| {{Community Lore}} | | {{Community Lore}} |
− | <small>For a more in-depth look at the team, see [[Canada Moist Talkers/History]]</small>
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− | The [[Canada Moist Talkers|Moist Talker's]] home stadium is [[Gleek Arena]] in the sunken city of [[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, [[Canada]]. Outside of Canada, this team is widely known by their nickname "The Towelettes."
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− | The mouth in the Moist Talkers logo is modeled after Tom DeLonge, noted musician, Canadian, and UFO Researcher.
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− | As a rite of passage for new players, and also to encourage camaraderie with the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], new players are taken out shopping to buy several pairs of cool shoes. Players can expect their shoes to first get stolen by [[Beasley Gloom]], and then when they eventually pass onto the Shoe Thieves, they can often find a little bite mark from Gloom. This is considered good luck, and a good omen for coming games.
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− | ==Staff==
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| ===Coaching=== | | ===Coaching=== |